The Shampoo That Porned

So, I've come to the conclusion that aspiring porn writers must be the people who write the directions for Herbal Essence Totally Twisted shampoo & conditioner (which, completely off topic, I decided to try). See, I usually leave the conditioner in for a minute or so but today I decided to read the directions, see if there was a specific amount of time I was supposed to leave it in. No idea why, lol, except it must have been so I could make this pointless post. Anyway, the first two lines of the directions on the conditioner?

"Massage my creaminess in. Feel it hug your curves."

Which just sent me into full-on giggles and had me reaching for the shampoo to see what the directions were on there. And here it is, the first two lines:

"Lather up. Have a lush moment with your curls."

*starts laughing again* How does that not sound dirty? Hee! I just thought I'd share that and maybe bring some amusement into your night.

*considers something* Yeah, see, now I'm wondering if I can somehow fit this into that JA/JP shower fic I was thinking of doing. Because....hee! Dirty shampoo and conditioner talk between the boys would be love!

Oh and to make this even better? On the front of both bottles it says, and I quote, "I'm deliciously bent and your hair is, too." I kid you not. *snorts and starts laughing again*

The Shampoo That Porned

So, I've come to the conclusion that aspiring porn writers must be the people who write the directions for Herbal Essence Totally Twisted shampoo & conditioner (which, completely off topic, I decided to try). See, I usually leave the conditioner in for a minute or so but today I decided to read the directions, see if there was a specific amount of time I was supposed to leave it in. No idea why, lol, except it must have been so I could make this pointless post. Anyway, the first two lines of the directions on the conditioner?

"Massage my creaminess in. Feel it hug your curves."

Which just sent me into full-on giggles and had me reaching for the shampoo to see what the directions were on there. And here it is, the first two lines:

"Lather up. Have a lush moment with your curls."

*starts laughing again* How does that not sound dirty? Hee! I just thought I'd share that and maybe bring some amusement into your night.

*considers something* Yeah, see, now I'm wondering if I can somehow fit this into that JA/JP shower fic I was thinking of doing. Because....hee! Dirty shampoo and conditioner talk between the boys would be love!

Oh and to make this even better? On the front of both bottles it says, and I quote, "I'm deliciously bent and your hair is, too." I kid you not. *snorts and starts laughing again*