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blue_icy_rose) wrote2007-02-14 07:59 pm
blue_icy_rose) wrote2007-02-14 07:59 pm
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Ah, so much fun today.
First, all you people who didn't have school due to snow? Lucky bastards. LOL. Those of you with a six day weekend (yeah you know who you are! Hee!) I'm going to have to insist that that is not a weekend. That's a vacation. Hmph.
I'm warning you now. There's a lot under the cut. Including actual quotes from conversations throughout the day. And really, they probably seem funnier to me because I was there and you all may possibly think I'm very strange after reading but that's okay. I'm pretty sure some of you already think I'm strange. ~_^
Okay, so during my Courts class, hoo boy was my professor cranky. She's not a fan of Valentine's Day. And then people were coming in late, probably about three people came in, and she finally says "The next person who comes in late will feel my wrath." Literally, word for word. Of course, there's this guy who always shows up about twenty minutes late to class so about ten minutes later, in he walks. His only explanation was to go "Long story." Her response? "Long story? Good, you can tell me the whole thing after class." And she used that scary voice that all teachers seem to come equipped with.
Let's see...lunch with Raven and after lunch, I almost got run over by a fraternity boy who was walking backwards while talking to his friends/brothers/whatever about going to the IFC meeting. And then there was this girl who was like Boobzilla or something. Really low cut shirt and once we were passed her, here's how it went:
Raven: Agh! Did you see that?
Me: Lots of cleavage.
Raven: Yeeeeeeah.
Me: I was trying not to look directly at them.
Raven: Because then they might jump out and attack you!
They seem to be filming something on campus and so we decided to joke around and ask if they happened to have a Logan. And of course, they didn't. We ended up in the lab for this reason:
Raven: Hey you mind if we go to the lab early?
Me: Sure.
Raven: Like right now?
Me: Okay.
Raven: Yeah, I want to try and get the next chapter of Mistaken done.
Me: Sounds good to me. I've got porn to finish writing.
Raven: And you're going to do it on a school computer?
Me: Well...yeah.
Raven (laughing): Jesus.
But then I got distracted by LJ and only partially finished it so that's what I'm doing next. And was LJ giving anyone else problems today? I swear, I tried about three times to delete an icon so I could upload a different one and it just wouldn't delete. I just gave up finally.
And then...SHAKESPEARE! YAY! (Nerd? Me? Er...well....yeah.)
But yes, it was tons of fun because we finished up talking about Measure for Measure today and I swear, I've never talked about sex as much as I do in my two English classes. *shakes head* No really. Proof:
For my Jane Eyre class, when we were reading Jane Eyre we talked about bondage, S & M, and cross dressing. Don't ask how these topics came up but they did. And we somehow managed to relate them to the book. Now that we're reading about Villette, there's been talk of voyeurism, manipulation, and the roles women play, as well as a few other things.
Shakespeare class? Well, obviously there was talk of cross dressing when we talked about Twelfth Night. There was also talk of Olivia having a thing for Cessario because he reminds her of a woman (which, hey, he is since he's Viola), incest because of the semi-disturbing love for her brother that Olivia has and how Orsino wishes he were Olivia's brother so that she'd love him the same way, and the fact that when we last see Viola and Orsino, Viola is still dressed as a guy, even though they're getting married and Orsino has no problem with this and actually tells her when she can continue to dress like a guy.
Then there's Measure for Measure and that was just all sorts of fun. The word "uberchaste" was created by a girl in class when talking about Isabel and that just set the class off on lots of laughter for some reason. I think it was just the word "uber". Who knows? Then, it came up that Julietta is referred to as "fornicatress" in the play and, again, that set the class off in laughter. It didn't help that Brian and Cameron declared that to be the best word ever and then decided it would make a cool band name. (Brian has decided that the next band he's in is going to be called that.) This led to talk of Shakespeare and the Dark Lady and how some people don't believe there was a Dark Lady and Brian wanted to know how badly she screwed up Shakespeare if there was one. Whole big thing but it led to talk of covering up women's faces when they talked to stop seduction and temptresses and Adam and Eve. Needless to say, class went a few minutes over.
Raven and I almost got run over by a truck in the parking lot after. We were walking through the parking lot and the truck just starts pulling up on the side of us, not slowing down.
Raven: Great, we're gonna die.
Me: Death by Toyota.
Roommate fun happened once I got home. I wasn't home long before we decided to make pizza.
Then we searched our ingredients and realized that we had the crust but we only had a little cheese, a little sauce, and a little pepperoni. (It was decided that only us two could decide to make a pizza and come up with only a little bit of the ingredients in the way we did. LOL.) So, off to Albertson's we went and we were already laughing by the time we got into the store because I had taken off my jewelery before we left and didn't put it back on so I said my hands were naked and she just thought that was the funniest thing ever. There were funny moments while getting the cheese and other toppings and then when we went to self checkout, everything was going fine until we got to the pepperoni and it just wouldn't scan for her. So I pick up the other bag and it scans fine for me (earning me a laughing declaration of "I hate you!") and in the end, it didn't scan for her so we just scanned the other bag twice so she could swipe her card.
Me: So can I grab the bags yet or what?
Roomie: No, little girl, you have to leave them there forever. *shakes head* Yes, grab them.
Me: Does this mean I can't take candy from strangers?
Roomie: Yes.
Me: But they give the best candy!
There was also talk of Katie Holmes, her supposed plastic surgery, the Winchesters, and a few other things as we went towards the car. And then this little bit happened:
Me (tossing the crusts at her as we get in the car): Here you go. Happy Valentine's Day.
Roomie: Pizza crusts! Yay! Just what I wanted!
Me: I know!
Roomie: Let's go to Sonic and get drinks.
Me: Sure.
Roomie (pulling into Sonic a few minutes later): Aw, it's all empty. No one wants to take their valentine to Sonic.
Me: Aw, so sad.
Roomie (patting my arm): I'll take you to Sonic, Valentine! And buy you a $.99 drink!
Me: Oh thanks.
Roomie: Hey, you gave me pizza crusts.
Me: We're the best Valentines ever!
Lots of BS while we made the pizza and ate and then we got onto the topic of her boy who lives in Kansas and what she put in the care package she sent him and how her mom wanted to send him a care package with a Playboy in it. And what happens as we're laughing over that? Kansas Boy calls. So we're still laughing when she picks up and then:
Roomie: So creepy. I was just talking to my roommate about you. *a pause where I assume he asked what she said* That you're funny looking.
Me (as I load up the dishwasher): That he owns stock in the porn industry.
Roomie (laughing): Nicole!!
And then later, I was told that he heard me but he couldn't get her to repeat it and actually tell him because she was laughing about it still. We also talked about why the Sonic employees felt the need to give me half a cup of ice so that my coke got buried beneath the ice and yeah, that was quite a random conversation. But we have a lot of those. Example:
Boy roomie: I'm going out.
Girl roomie: Are you going out to be a whore?
Boy roomie: Hey! I haven't been a whore in a very long time, thank you.
And then she told him she thought he should be a whore for the night because he needed to get some. *headdesk* Don't you love our dinner conversation? (I won't even get into what else was talked about that night. Hoo boy...)
ETA: I forgot to mention that before my near death by fraternity boy and the sighting of Boobzilla, there was Cute Boy who was in front of me at lunch! No clue on what his name is or anything, I just know he's very pretty. Blue eyes and light brown/dark blond hair and tall. Plus, he was dressed up for some presentation or something. Slacks, button-up shirt, and a tie. Seemed friendly since he was just chatting away with the cashier (who is just a sweetheart of a lady) and oh Lord, did I mention the blue eyes? I've got a thing for blue eyes. And that he was tall? I mentioned he was tall, right? Yes, yes I did. But he was. I only went to his shoulder and I'm about 5'7". So, you know, tall.
Yay for tall pretty boys! (I so need to start eating lunch there more often again, lol.)
So. That's been my Valentine's day. Hope yours was fun too!
But see? Didn't I warn you there was a bunch beneath that cut? I haven't rambled like that on LJ in...forever. I think. Well, I probably just needed to get a good ramble in since I haven't had the chance to ramble in awhile. Now, I'm off to write J2 porn and then I'm writing het porn. Or smut, if you prefer. Whatever. LOL.
Oh and roommate just injured her foot slightly by running down the hall and jumping into my door. Yeah, it was kind of funny to watch how she sort of fell through the door and had to catch herself while laughing. Hee.
I'm warning you now. There's a lot under the cut. Including actual quotes from conversations throughout the day. And really, they probably seem funnier to me because I was there and you all may possibly think I'm very strange after reading but that's okay. I'm pretty sure some of you already think I'm strange. ~_^
Okay, so during my Courts class, hoo boy was my professor cranky. She's not a fan of Valentine's Day. And then people were coming in late, probably about three people came in, and she finally says "The next person who comes in late will feel my wrath." Literally, word for word. Of course, there's this guy who always shows up about twenty minutes late to class so about ten minutes later, in he walks. His only explanation was to go "Long story." Her response? "Long story? Good, you can tell me the whole thing after class." And she used that scary voice that all teachers seem to come equipped with.
Let's see...lunch with Raven and after lunch, I almost got run over by a fraternity boy who was walking backwards while talking to his friends/brothers/whatever about going to the IFC meeting. And then there was this girl who was like Boobzilla or something. Really low cut shirt and once we were passed her, here's how it went:
Raven: Agh! Did you see that?
Me: Lots of cleavage.
Raven: Yeeeeeeah.
Me: I was trying not to look directly at them.
Raven: Because then they might jump out and attack you!
They seem to be filming something on campus and so we decided to joke around and ask if they happened to have a Logan. And of course, they didn't. We ended up in the lab for this reason:
Raven: Hey you mind if we go to the lab early?
Me: Sure.
Raven: Like right now?
Me: Okay.
Raven: Yeah, I want to try and get the next chapter of Mistaken done.
Me: Sounds good to me. I've got porn to finish writing.
Raven: And you're going to do it on a school computer?
Me: Well...yeah.
Raven (laughing): Jesus.
But then I got distracted by LJ and only partially finished it so that's what I'm doing next. And was LJ giving anyone else problems today? I swear, I tried about three times to delete an icon so I could upload a different one and it just wouldn't delete. I just gave up finally.
And then...SHAKESPEARE! YAY! (Nerd? Me? Er...well....yeah.)
But yes, it was tons of fun because we finished up talking about Measure for Measure today and I swear, I've never talked about sex as much as I do in my two English classes. *shakes head* No really. Proof:
For my Jane Eyre class, when we were reading Jane Eyre we talked about bondage, S & M, and cross dressing. Don't ask how these topics came up but they did. And we somehow managed to relate them to the book. Now that we're reading about Villette, there's been talk of voyeurism, manipulation, and the roles women play, as well as a few other things.
Shakespeare class? Well, obviously there was talk of cross dressing when we talked about Twelfth Night. There was also talk of Olivia having a thing for Cessario because he reminds her of a woman (which, hey, he is since he's Viola), incest because of the semi-disturbing love for her brother that Olivia has and how Orsino wishes he were Olivia's brother so that she'd love him the same way, and the fact that when we last see Viola and Orsino, Viola is still dressed as a guy, even though they're getting married and Orsino has no problem with this and actually tells her when she can continue to dress like a guy.
Then there's Measure for Measure and that was just all sorts of fun. The word "uberchaste" was created by a girl in class when talking about Isabel and that just set the class off on lots of laughter for some reason. I think it was just the word "uber". Who knows? Then, it came up that Julietta is referred to as "fornicatress" in the play and, again, that set the class off in laughter. It didn't help that Brian and Cameron declared that to be the best word ever and then decided it would make a cool band name. (Brian has decided that the next band he's in is going to be called that.) This led to talk of Shakespeare and the Dark Lady and how some people don't believe there was a Dark Lady and Brian wanted to know how badly she screwed up Shakespeare if there was one. Whole big thing but it led to talk of covering up women's faces when they talked to stop seduction and temptresses and Adam and Eve. Needless to say, class went a few minutes over.
Raven and I almost got run over by a truck in the parking lot after. We were walking through the parking lot and the truck just starts pulling up on the side of us, not slowing down.
Raven: Great, we're gonna die.
Me: Death by Toyota.
Roommate fun happened once I got home. I wasn't home long before we decided to make pizza.
Then we searched our ingredients and realized that we had the crust but we only had a little cheese, a little sauce, and a little pepperoni. (It was decided that only us two could decide to make a pizza and come up with only a little bit of the ingredients in the way we did. LOL.) So, off to Albertson's we went and we were already laughing by the time we got into the store because I had taken off my jewelery before we left and didn't put it back on so I said my hands were naked and she just thought that was the funniest thing ever. There were funny moments while getting the cheese and other toppings and then when we went to self checkout, everything was going fine until we got to the pepperoni and it just wouldn't scan for her. So I pick up the other bag and it scans fine for me (earning me a laughing declaration of "I hate you!") and in the end, it didn't scan for her so we just scanned the other bag twice so she could swipe her card.
Me: So can I grab the bags yet or what?
Roomie: No, little girl, you have to leave them there forever. *shakes head* Yes, grab them.
Me: Does this mean I can't take candy from strangers?
Roomie: Yes.
Me: But they give the best candy!
There was also talk of Katie Holmes, her supposed plastic surgery, the Winchesters, and a few other things as we went towards the car. And then this little bit happened:
Me (tossing the crusts at her as we get in the car): Here you go. Happy Valentine's Day.
Roomie: Pizza crusts! Yay! Just what I wanted!
Me: I know!
Roomie: Let's go to Sonic and get drinks.
Me: Sure.
Roomie (pulling into Sonic a few minutes later): Aw, it's all empty. No one wants to take their valentine to Sonic.
Me: Aw, so sad.
Roomie (patting my arm): I'll take you to Sonic, Valentine! And buy you a $.99 drink!
Me: Oh thanks.
Roomie: Hey, you gave me pizza crusts.
Me: We're the best Valentines ever!
Lots of BS while we made the pizza and ate and then we got onto the topic of her boy who lives in Kansas and what she put in the care package she sent him and how her mom wanted to send him a care package with a Playboy in it. And what happens as we're laughing over that? Kansas Boy calls. So we're still laughing when she picks up and then:
Roomie: So creepy. I was just talking to my roommate about you. *a pause where I assume he asked what she said* That you're funny looking.
Me (as I load up the dishwasher): That he owns stock in the porn industry.
Roomie (laughing): Nicole!!
And then later, I was told that he heard me but he couldn't get her to repeat it and actually tell him because she was laughing about it still. We also talked about why the Sonic employees felt the need to give me half a cup of ice so that my coke got buried beneath the ice and yeah, that was quite a random conversation. But we have a lot of those. Example:
Boy roomie: I'm going out.
Girl roomie: Are you going out to be a whore?
Boy roomie: Hey! I haven't been a whore in a very long time, thank you.
And then she told him she thought he should be a whore for the night because he needed to get some. *headdesk* Don't you love our dinner conversation? (I won't even get into what else was talked about that night. Hoo boy...)
ETA: I forgot to mention that before my near death by fraternity boy and the sighting of Boobzilla, there was Cute Boy who was in front of me at lunch! No clue on what his name is or anything, I just know he's very pretty. Blue eyes and light brown/dark blond hair and tall. Plus, he was dressed up for some presentation or something. Slacks, button-up shirt, and a tie. Seemed friendly since he was just chatting away with the cashier (who is just a sweetheart of a lady) and oh Lord, did I mention the blue eyes? I've got a thing for blue eyes. And that he was tall? I mentioned he was tall, right? Yes, yes I did. But he was. I only went to his shoulder and I'm about 5'7". So, you know, tall.
Yay for tall pretty boys! (I so need to start eating lunch there more often again, lol.)
So. That's been my Valentine's day. Hope yours was fun too!
But see? Didn't I warn you there was a bunch beneath that cut? I haven't rambled like that on LJ in...forever. I think. Well, I probably just needed to get a good ramble in since I haven't had the chance to ramble in awhile. Now, I'm off to write J2 porn and then I'm writing het porn. Or smut, if you prefer. Whatever. LOL.
Oh and roommate just injured her foot slightly by running down the hall and jumping into my door. Yeah, it was kind of funny to watch how she sort of fell through the door and had to catch herself while laughing. Hee.