Quotes, quotes, and more quotes!
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blue_icy_roseWhen you see this post. Please post all the BtVS quotes that you can recall from memory.
I started thinking and then, because I'm a dork, I started trying to remember them in order (or as much order as I could) so here it is. And I know I'm off on some of these but oh well, lol!
Fair warning? Don't read this if you don't want to see just how big of a Buffy nerd I am. Because, yes, I'm doing all of these by memory, just as this meme thing requires.
Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: A friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I never said I was yours.
Giles: Describe him.
Buffy: Tall, dark, gorgeous - in an annoying sort of way.
Xander: So what do you know?
Jesse: New girl.
Xander: Well, you're certainly a font of nothing.
Cordelia: Willow, it's nice to see you've discovered the softer side of Sears.
Xander: Can I have you? Uh, I mean, can I help you? I'm Xander.
Buffy: I'm Buffy. I'm new.
Xander: Hey, wait! You forgot your...stake?
Buffy: Willow, right?
Willow: Why? I mean...hi!
Willow: Weren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy: I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally.
Cordelia: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Buffy: Everyone has them in LA. Pepper spray is so passe.
Buffy: Don't go all Wild Bunch on me.
Buffy: Oh my God. Willow, axe murdered by a circus freak! Okay, what are we going to do?
Buffy: Let's face it. None of us are ever going to have a happy normal relationship.
Xander: We're doomed!
Willow: Yeah!
Xander: You took a bath.
Buffy: Yes, actually, I'm known for it.
Xander: That's okay.
Buffy: And the weird behavior award goes to...
Xander: If I were invisible, I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room.
Xander: Redrum! Redrum!
Xander: Stop looking at my neck.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I saw that.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.
Buffy: Okay, Cordelia. You don't tell anyone I'm the Slayer and I won't tell anyone you're a moron.
Xander: That was good.
Willow: Too good.
Xander: As long as nothing bad happens, we'll be fine.
Buffy: Why would you say that?! Now something bad is going to happen.
Xander: Everything's fine.
Willow: Sure, until some idiot says "As long as nothing bad happens."
Buffy: What were you thinking?
Willow: Or were you even thinking at all?
Spike: Home, sweet home.
Spike: I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I ate a flower person and then I spent the next six hours watching my hand move.
Dru: Do you like daisies?
Spike: I promise, it won't hurt a bit.
Buffy: No, Spike, it's going to hurt a lot.
Joyce: Get the hell away from my daughter.
Spike: Women!
Willow: Angel, how do you shave?
Willow: And you! You're going to live forever, you don't have time for a cup of coffee?
Buffy: Demon! Demon!
Willow: No, Buffy, it's a car.
Xander: She's never seen a car?
Willow: She's from the past.
Xander: And you're a ghost.
Willow: Yes.
Xander: I just want you to know, I'm taking a lot on faith here.
Willow: She couldn't have dressed up as Xena?
Buffy: But...I don't want to go with you. I want to stay with the man with the musket. Do you have a musket?
Dru: Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
Jenny: I know it's hard to imagine but soon you will join us in the twentieth century...with three whole years to spare!
Buffy: Don't worry, Kendra killed the bad lamp.
Buffy: Back off, Pink Ranger!
Kendra: I saw her kissing a vampire.
Willow: Buffy would never do that! Oh...except sometimes you do do that.
Xander: Angel's our friend. Except I don't like him.
Oz: I'm nervous because I'm going to ask you out. It's interesting.
Willow: If it helps, I'm going to say yes.
Oz: It does. Creates a sort of comfort zone. So...will you go out with me?
Willow: Oh I can't!
Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.
Oz: Hey did everybody else see that guy turn into dust?
Xander: Yeah, vampires are real, Willow'll fill you in.
Willow: I know it's a lot to take in at first...
Oz: No, actually it explains a lot.
Oz: And the hippo's all, "Hey where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And the monkey is all, "I mock you with my monkey pants."
Angelus: You have a lot to learn about men, kiddo. But I guess you proved that last night.
Buffy: Angel! I love you.
Angelus: Love ya too. I'll call ya.
Xander: If Giles wants to after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say faster, pussycat, kill kill.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey!
Buffy: But, Mom, this is so important!
Joyce: Buffy, you're not buying that outfit.
Buffy: But...I looked good in it.
Joyce: You looked like a streetwalker.
Buffy: But a thin streetwalker. That's probably not going to be the winning argument, is it?
Joyce: You're just too young to wear that.
Buffy: I'm going to be to young to wear that until I'm too old to wear that.
Joyce: That's the plan.
Angelus: You're all going to hell.
Buffy: Save me a seat.
Willow: No, talking about it obviously isn't working, Oz! Maybe a little violence will help. *zombies crash through window* I was being sarcastic!
Willow: You came to visit me! And you brought books. Are they books for me?
Oz: For me actually. Remember how I didn't graduate?
Willow: Well, yeah, but that's why you had summer school.
Oz: Yeah, remember how I didn't go?
Faith: You must be Buffy. I'm Faith.
Oz: I'm going to go out on a limb and say we got a new Slayer in town.
Cordelia: One of these days, you're going to wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a...oh for God's sake!
Giles: You're my Slayer! Now knock his teeth down his throat!
Faith: Look, lady, I have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead.
Buffy: You had sex with Giles?
Joyce: It was the candy, we were teenagers!
Buffy: You had sex with Giles?
Joyce: I'm just going to be downstairs. You feel better now, honey.
Buffy: Twice? On top of a police car?!
Giles: You were right about everything. Well, no, you weren't right about your mother being a Pekinese.
Giles: Can you read our thoughts now?
Buffy: Nope.
Xander: Man, just when I wasn't thinking about sex.
Oz: I may be a cold-blooded jelly donut but my timing's impecable.
Police officer: Spread 'em.
Faith: You wish.
Police officer: Put your hands above your head.
Faith: I like him. He's butch.
Faith: We can't save the world from jail.
Faith: I don't know what's down there but I want to find out. And if you don't come after me, I might die.
Buffy: Faith!
Faith: Tell me you don't get off on this.
Buffy: Didn't suck.
Buffy: You guys are going to have a nice, fun, normal prom if I have to kill everything on the face of the Earth to do it!
Xander: Yay?
Cordelia: I, personally, don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Oz: Guys, we survived.
Buffy: And it was one hell of a battle.
Oz: Well that too. But I mean...we survived...high school.
Willow: Oz! Look, it's my on campus boyfriend!
Buffy: Darn, I forgot to pick mine up. I bet the line for those is really long now too.
Xander: What's up mon frere?
Buffy: Mon frere means brother.
Xander: What's up mon girl frere?
Buffy: Stop flicking at me.
Xander: Nothing can defeat the penis!
Spike: Bite your tongue.
Harmony: Do it for me.
Buffy: I must not be effected because I'm the Slayer.
Xander: Right. Because you and Spike are so right for each other.
Spike: All right, that's it. There go your usher duties.
Spike: Oh, not with the girl power bit!
Buffy: You want me to quit working?
Spike: Do I want you to stop killing my friends? Yeah, I had given it some thought.
Buffy: Ugh! Spike lips! Lips of Spike!
Spike: I've still got Buffy taste in my mouth.
Spike: I'm not the one that wanted our song to be Wind Beneath My Wings.
Buffy: ....it was the spell!
Giles: It's the end of the world.
Buffy, Xander, and Willow: Again?!
Willow: Oz, don't you love me?
Oz: My whole life I've never loved anything else.
Buffy: You are not the source of me.
Buffy: At least you didn't dream about that weird guy with the cheese. Don't know what the hell that was about.
Joyce: Buffy, if you're going out, take your sister with you.
Buffy and Dawn: Mom!!
Dawn: See, look, you gave Mom a headache.
Buffy: But part of it is a Dawn headache.
Joyce: Well, at least you've learned to share.
Dawn: I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me!
Buffy: Fine. Then I'll tell her how you invited a vampire into the house, ran out of the house at night, got Anya put in the hospital and got yourself kidnapped!
Anya: We brought Monopoly, Parcheesi, and oooh! The game of Life!
Buffy: I don't know, it looked pretty tame to me.
Joyce: Well, maybe by your standards it-oh dear.
Buffy: What?
Joyce: I left my bra in his car.
Buffy: Mother!
Joyce: I'm kidding.
Buffy: Good God, that's horrible, don't do that.
Joyce: It was in the restaraunt.
Buffy: No more, no more, no more!
Joyce: On the dessert cart!
Buffy: I can't hear you!
Be grateful my cousin just got in from California. LOL. Or else I'd have kept going. *grins* (But yay! I haven't seen her since high school! Crappy reason to see her obviously but still. I'm happy to see her instead of just talking over the phone.) Gotta go!
I started thinking and then, because I'm a dork, I started trying to remember them in order (or as much order as I could) so here it is. And I know I'm off on some of these but oh well, lol!
Fair warning? Don't read this if you don't want to see just how big of a Buffy nerd I am. Because, yes, I'm doing all of these by memory, just as this meme thing requires.
Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: A friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I never said I was yours.
Giles: Describe him.
Buffy: Tall, dark, gorgeous - in an annoying sort of way.
Xander: So what do you know?
Jesse: New girl.
Xander: Well, you're certainly a font of nothing.
Cordelia: Willow, it's nice to see you've discovered the softer side of Sears.
Xander: Can I have you? Uh, I mean, can I help you? I'm Xander.
Buffy: I'm Buffy. I'm new.
Xander: Hey, wait! You forgot your...stake?
Buffy: Willow, right?
Willow: Why? I mean...hi!
Willow: Weren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy: I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally.
Cordelia: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Buffy: Everyone has them in LA. Pepper spray is so passe.
Buffy: Don't go all Wild Bunch on me.
Buffy: Oh my God. Willow, axe murdered by a circus freak! Okay, what are we going to do?
Buffy: Let's face it. None of us are ever going to have a happy normal relationship.
Xander: We're doomed!
Willow: Yeah!
Xander: You took a bath.
Buffy: Yes, actually, I'm known for it.
Xander: That's okay.
Buffy: And the weird behavior award goes to...
Xander: If I were invisible, I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room.
Xander: Redrum! Redrum!
Xander: Stop looking at my neck.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I saw that.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.
Buffy: Okay, Cordelia. You don't tell anyone I'm the Slayer and I won't tell anyone you're a moron.
Xander: That was good.
Willow: Too good.
Xander: As long as nothing bad happens, we'll be fine.
Buffy: Why would you say that?! Now something bad is going to happen.
Xander: Everything's fine.
Willow: Sure, until some idiot says "As long as nothing bad happens."
Buffy: What were you thinking?
Willow: Or were you even thinking at all?
Spike: Home, sweet home.
Spike: I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I ate a flower person and then I spent the next six hours watching my hand move.
Dru: Do you like daisies?
Spike: I promise, it won't hurt a bit.
Buffy: No, Spike, it's going to hurt a lot.
Joyce: Get the hell away from my daughter.
Spike: Women!
Willow: Angel, how do you shave?
Willow: And you! You're going to live forever, you don't have time for a cup of coffee?
Buffy: Demon! Demon!
Willow: No, Buffy, it's a car.
Xander: She's never seen a car?
Willow: She's from the past.
Xander: And you're a ghost.
Willow: Yes.
Xander: I just want you to know, I'm taking a lot on faith here.
Willow: She couldn't have dressed up as Xena?
Buffy: But...I don't want to go with you. I want to stay with the man with the musket. Do you have a musket?
Dru: Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
Jenny: I know it's hard to imagine but soon you will join us in the twentieth century...with three whole years to spare!
Buffy: Don't worry, Kendra killed the bad lamp.
Buffy: Back off, Pink Ranger!
Kendra: I saw her kissing a vampire.
Willow: Buffy would never do that! Oh...except sometimes you do do that.
Xander: Angel's our friend. Except I don't like him.
Oz: I'm nervous because I'm going to ask you out. It's interesting.
Willow: If it helps, I'm going to say yes.
Oz: It does. Creates a sort of comfort zone. So...will you go out with me?
Willow: Oh I can't!
Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.
Oz: Hey did everybody else see that guy turn into dust?
Xander: Yeah, vampires are real, Willow'll fill you in.
Willow: I know it's a lot to take in at first...
Oz: No, actually it explains a lot.
Oz: And the hippo's all, "Hey where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And the monkey is all, "I mock you with my monkey pants."
Angelus: You have a lot to learn about men, kiddo. But I guess you proved that last night.
Buffy: Angel! I love you.
Angelus: Love ya too. I'll call ya.
Xander: If Giles wants to after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say faster, pussycat, kill kill.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey!
Buffy: But, Mom, this is so important!
Joyce: Buffy, you're not buying that outfit.
Buffy: But...I looked good in it.
Joyce: You looked like a streetwalker.
Buffy: But a thin streetwalker. That's probably not going to be the winning argument, is it?
Joyce: You're just too young to wear that.
Buffy: I'm going to be to young to wear that until I'm too old to wear that.
Joyce: That's the plan.
Angelus: You're all going to hell.
Buffy: Save me a seat.
Willow: No, talking about it obviously isn't working, Oz! Maybe a little violence will help. *zombies crash through window* I was being sarcastic!
Willow: You came to visit me! And you brought books. Are they books for me?
Oz: For me actually. Remember how I didn't graduate?
Willow: Well, yeah, but that's why you had summer school.
Oz: Yeah, remember how I didn't go?
Faith: You must be Buffy. I'm Faith.
Oz: I'm going to go out on a limb and say we got a new Slayer in town.
Cordelia: One of these days, you're going to wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a...oh for God's sake!
Giles: You're my Slayer! Now knock his teeth down his throat!
Faith: Look, lady, I have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead.
Buffy: You had sex with Giles?
Joyce: It was the candy, we were teenagers!
Buffy: You had sex with Giles?
Joyce: I'm just going to be downstairs. You feel better now, honey.
Buffy: Twice? On top of a police car?!
Giles: You were right about everything. Well, no, you weren't right about your mother being a Pekinese.
Giles: Can you read our thoughts now?
Buffy: Nope.
Xander: Man, just when I wasn't thinking about sex.
Oz: I may be a cold-blooded jelly donut but my timing's impecable.
Police officer: Spread 'em.
Faith: You wish.
Police officer: Put your hands above your head.
Faith: I like him. He's butch.
Faith: We can't save the world from jail.
Faith: I don't know what's down there but I want to find out. And if you don't come after me, I might die.
Buffy: Faith!
Faith: Tell me you don't get off on this.
Buffy: Didn't suck.
Buffy: You guys are going to have a nice, fun, normal prom if I have to kill everything on the face of the Earth to do it!
Xander: Yay?
Cordelia: I, personally, don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Oz: Guys, we survived.
Buffy: And it was one hell of a battle.
Oz: Well that too. But I mean...we survived...high school.
Willow: Oz! Look, it's my on campus boyfriend!
Buffy: Darn, I forgot to pick mine up. I bet the line for those is really long now too.
Xander: What's up mon frere?
Buffy: Mon frere means brother.
Xander: What's up mon girl frere?
Buffy: Stop flicking at me.
Xander: Nothing can defeat the penis!
Spike: Bite your tongue.
Harmony: Do it for me.
Buffy: I must not be effected because I'm the Slayer.
Xander: Right. Because you and Spike are so right for each other.
Spike: All right, that's it. There go your usher duties.
Spike: Oh, not with the girl power bit!
Buffy: You want me to quit working?
Spike: Do I want you to stop killing my friends? Yeah, I had given it some thought.
Buffy: Ugh! Spike lips! Lips of Spike!
Spike: I've still got Buffy taste in my mouth.
Spike: I'm not the one that wanted our song to be Wind Beneath My Wings.
Buffy: ....it was the spell!
Giles: It's the end of the world.
Buffy, Xander, and Willow: Again?!
Willow: Oz, don't you love me?
Oz: My whole life I've never loved anything else.
Buffy: You are not the source of me.
Buffy: At least you didn't dream about that weird guy with the cheese. Don't know what the hell that was about.
Joyce: Buffy, if you're going out, take your sister with you.
Buffy and Dawn: Mom!!
Dawn: See, look, you gave Mom a headache.
Buffy: But part of it is a Dawn headache.
Joyce: Well, at least you've learned to share.
Dawn: I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me!
Buffy: Fine. Then I'll tell her how you invited a vampire into the house, ran out of the house at night, got Anya put in the hospital and got yourself kidnapped!
Anya: We brought Monopoly, Parcheesi, and oooh! The game of Life!
Buffy: I don't know, it looked pretty tame to me.
Joyce: Well, maybe by your standards it-oh dear.
Buffy: What?
Joyce: I left my bra in his car.
Buffy: Mother!
Joyce: I'm kidding.
Buffy: Good God, that's horrible, don't do that.
Joyce: It was in the restaraunt.
Buffy: No more, no more, no more!
Joyce: On the dessert cart!
Buffy: I can't hear you!
Be grateful my cousin just got in from California. LOL. Or else I'd have kept going. *grins* (But yay! I haven't seen her since high school! Crappy reason to see her obviously but still. I'm happy to see her instead of just talking over the phone.) Gotta go!
